I pay your salary! You should be able to drive me up the road a bit!

Cops are, technically speaking, public servants. That said, the actual service they perform to the public can be a mixed bag. As we’ve covered many times, for as much as police love apprehending criminals, they also love lying, failing to catch perps, stealing from people and, of course, killing pets.

Given all of this, it’s fair to say that some of us expect more from the police. For example, this guy expects a cop to drive him a couple of blocks. Come on, your budget is $5.8 billion — you can afford to take some time out of your day to give this man a ride!